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 Stages of seeing a moose:

1. oh, that yard decoration wasn't there yesterday. Funny place for it.
2. Wait, is that a horse?
3. That horse has a fat head and a cow nose IT IS A MOOSE
4. Let's turn around so we can admire it and take its picture!
5. No, we cannot be late for school.


Stages of burning my hand

1. burn hand grabbing toast out of the air-fryer-toaster-combo
2. do it again 3 months later (sunday) (skipping some parts)   (learn that work's first aid kit bandaid/burn cream smells funny)
3. take bandaid off so it can heal  
4. forget, and do some gardening (involving transplanting strawberries from where-they'd-wandered-off-to to a patch)
5. scrub soil out of burn OW OW OW OW soap & water & neosporin.

On second thought

Someone put in their resume "Technology skills: Working knowledge of a copier" 
TBH, this is actually a good flex for a job that doesn't require a lot of tech skills, but does require that specific thing.

and how many people do we know that get bewildered by these things?!