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May. 14th, 2025 07:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alicevangeline Stages of seeing a moose:
1. oh, that yard decoration wasn't there yesterday. Funny place for it.
2. Wait, is that a horse?
3. That horse has a fat head and a cow nose IT IS A MOOSE
4. Let's turn around so we can admire it and take its picture!
5. No, we cannot be late for school.
Stages of burning my hand
1. burn hand grabbing toast out of the air-fryer-toaster-combo
2. do it again 3 months later (sunday) (skipping some parts) (learn that work's first aid kit bandaid/burn cream smells funny)
3. take bandaid off so it can heal
4. forget, and do some gardening (involving transplanting strawberries from where-they'd-wandered-off-to to a patch)
5. scrub soil out of burn OW OW OW OW soap & water & neosporin.
1. oh, that yard decoration wasn't there yesterday. Funny place for it.
2. Wait, is that a horse?
3. That horse has a fat head and a cow nose IT IS A MOOSE
4. Let's turn around so we can admire it and take its picture!
5. No, we cannot be late for school.
Stages of burning my hand
1. burn hand grabbing toast out of the air-fryer-toaster-combo
2. do it again 3 months later (sunday) (skipping some parts) (learn that work's first aid kit bandaid/burn cream smells funny)
3. take bandaid off so it can heal
4. forget, and do some gardening (involving transplanting strawberries from where-they'd-wandered-off-to to a patch)
5. scrub soil out of burn OW OW OW OW soap & water & neosporin.